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Content: School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.... ====================================== The best slogan Written in front of a famous beauty parlour . . . :- " Dont whistle at the girl going out from here , She may be your grand mother " ======================================== A small frndship poem:Dear O Dear, u R not Near, Bt I Can hear, Don't get fear, Ur memories Here, Live wid Cheer, No more Tear, U R alwaz in my PRAYER.:-) ======================================== "Death is not the greatest loss in life...!The greatest loss is when relationship dies inside us while we are alive...! ======================================== Reaction of Boys when they lose their Wallet !!Poor Boys!Mere PaiseRich Boys!My Debit CardHandsome Boys!O shit us me tu "MObI"ki tasvr thi... ========================================== Well Come Towww.love.comType Password ***** Processing... Sorry ! Aap K Pyar Karne Ki UMAR ABHI NAHI AAI.Please Try Forwww.Feeder_ choosni.com! ========================================= Sacrifice is greater than love. . .Character is greater than beauty. . .Humanity is greater than wealth. . .But nothng is greater than a sincere friend..! ========================================= One day man asked ALLAH:"What's the diffrence btw ur love & my love?"ALLAH smiled & said:"a bird in the sky is my love. and a bird in the cage is ur love." ========================================= Friendship is a silent gift of nature.. More old .. more strong.. More deep.. more clear.. More close.. more warm.. Less words.. more understanding ========================================= Beautiful thought"We always feel bad, that good things happen only to 'others'But we always forget that we are 'others' for someone else" ========================================= The Best Daring lines on the T-shirt of an employee:"I work only for MONEY. If you want loyalty,Hire a DOG." ========================================= Functions of parts of my body.Eyes: To see u. Hands: To pray for u. Mind:To care for u.Heart: To love u.And Legs: To kick u if u forget me. ========================================== 1 Gadhe Ne Pathan Ko Laat MariPathan Us k Peche BhagaUsey Raste Me "Zebra" MilaPathan Zebra Ko Lat Marte Hue BolaSala Night-Dress Pehn K ULLU Banata hAy ========================================= 2 sardar tree par beth kar gana ga rahe the,achanak ek sardar ulta latak k gane laga.Dusre ne pocha: ulta kyun ho gay?Pehla bola: side B ka gana ga rah hon.
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